" Cows eat grass. That's why they don't die. "

[Meet Your Makers ]

In 2003 a team of crack addicts were arrested and convicted of a crime they actually committed. They promptly escaped from a maximum security mental institution. Today they survive as soldiers of fortune in Barnsley. If you can find them, and if you can afford them, maybe you can hire, THE YAY-TEAM.

Archibald

"One cannot master the mustard."

Archie@yayforthewebsite.com

Benedict

"They just released me!"

Bennie@yayforthewebsite.com

Goose

"Goosewards?"

Goose@yayforthewebsite.com

Humphrey

"Me and my pipe, yippa-dee dee!"

Humphrey@yayforthewebsite.com

Reginald

"It's not a pose, it's natural beauty."

Reggie@yayforthewebsite.com

Tarquin

"Maybe they could have a horizontal fence."

Tarquin@yayforthewebsite.com


" Let's kill every first born child except maybe Robson and Jerome. "