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Y a y f o r t h e W e b s i t e
A website of happiness and English lessons.

Be your own good Rolf

If I had to touch Rolf, I would.
If I didn't have to touch Rolf, I would.
If Rolf were to touch me...
Well, I'd be the most excited I've ever been.

Let us.

On 10/05/2007 by Archie

God listens to Archie

You may remember the article posted on YFTW in which a number of suggestions were made on how the design of ducks could be improved on. It seems that one of these suggestions has now been implemented and a four-legged duck has emerged.

See full story here.

Can we expect a single antler any time soon?

On 17/02/2007 by Archie

	Ahoj!
Veselé vánoce!

On 25/12/2006 by Archie

	Time to go
Dear Mrs Widow, would you like your husband buried, cremated or tossed carelessly onto this bonfire which consists mostly of branches and moss? "THE LATTER, THE LATTER", the widow shouted. "It's what George would have wanted".

On 25/11/2006 by Admin

	Story time
Once upon a time a man ran out of biscuits. It was a terrible situation. This is how it happened. One day a man, the same one (the one mentioned above. Yes... Him), was sitting watching a particularly erotic episode of Pingu - the last of the boxset. By the time he got to the bit where Pingu was racing round the igloo like a mentalist shouting "Noop nook, coocoo! Noop nook, coo coo!" the man, let us call him Bernard the Man, had developed quite an appetite. "I know what I need", he thought to himself as he did up his shirt and rose, "a nice Nice biscuit with a light drizzling of lemon juice!" Into the kitchen he went, with a certain crunch on his mind. Unbolting the cupboard revealed a horrifying state of affairs. A complete absence of biscuits. An utter and absolute dearth. A scarcity of Brobdingnagian proportions. An overwhelming paucity. "Oh dear," said Bernard the Man, sobbing. Even the soothing Pinguish tones coming from the other room did little to assuage his anxiety. Since That Day, his life has never been the same.

On 13/11/2006 by Tarquin

	Some informative graphings for you.
Learn or be put in with Frank.

On 11/09/2006 by Tarquin

	The Power of Spaghetti
I found this little gem floating around in the attic. (Literally floating, it was quite unnerving.) It reminded me of educational days of yore. Here it is.

On 03/08/2006 by Tarquin

Lampshade, Moving.

After months of little activity this side of the YFTW River, here arrives the second new animation in (somewhat) quick succession. Admire the delights of the story about Lampshade and the trials at a difficult time in his life.

Turn down the lights.

On 01/05/2006 by Archie

	Shoes are better than people.
You can actually buy these shoes (I meant "SHOOM", sorry). How fantastic is that?

On 24/02/2006 by Tarquin

	Bog Roll Buildings
It's very important you see this: [ Here Son. ]

On 30/01/2006 by Tarquin

	A question of amps for my lamp
Today I bought 4 fuses. Each fuse contains 3 amps. I meant to buy a fuse containing 13 amps (for my lamp). If I buy a 1-amp fuse and empty all the amps out of my 4 3-amp fuses and put them in with the 1 amp in the new fuse, will that solve my problem? I don't know if it's relevant but my lamp is yellow.

On 25/01/2006 by Tarquin

	Beaten to the Christmas well-wishings
I too offer my condolences to those in this season of "good will".

On 24/12/2005 by Tarquin

	Merry Christmas
All are wished merriment by the Yay Team this festive season. Who wants to buy us bottles of sherry?

On 24/12/2005 by Archie

	Johnathan's Creek
Hello all, at this time of the return of Reg and what perfect timing it is. There's a mystery to be solved (Not editted by Archie)

On 26/11/2005 by Reggie

A little story

"Soon we will learn how to define entities." Danny had lofty ambitions, especially for a caterpillar. His dreams were not of cabbage leaves or Burberry shoots, oh no. They were made of finer stuff; of manifesting matter and conjuring up abstract objects from the thinnest of air.

Carla nodded agreeingly. She had been working on the EntDef project alongside Danny for over 3 days now. She had joined as a mere youngster and although now at least a few hours past her prime she still had the kind of green furry curves that keep young boy caterpillars awake at night. It was a 5-strong team but really only Carla and Danny contributed anything to the project. The others - Banger, Jeremy and Moonshine - just sat about munching greenery all day. It didn't matter. The solution, Danny was sure, was very nearly at hand. For caterpillar-kind he would do this. He would define entities and he would be famous.

On 29/09/2005 by Tarquin

	We lost our Ainsley
But do not despair. We found him again. Celebrate

On 24/08/2005 by Admin

	Nectar Collector
You think your life is too exciting for honey? I think you are underestimating bees. Go after that honey at once.

On 06/08/2005 by Archie

Click Chase

Yet another game, this time designed to develop skills in speed in accuracy.

Get clicking matey

On 28/07/2005 by Archie

Don't Shoot George

A new game has arrived for your pleasure. Help save George and help yourself up the score board.

Remember to take oxygen on your adventure

On 25/07/2005 by Archie

	Lampshades
Well, the temperature had reduced to a maximum of 21°C for the near future (where I live, anyway) so there's only one thing to do; read a story. Here is a lovely, heart-warming story about a lampshade; Lampshade, Moving

On 22/07/2005 by Archie

	Woman's Weekly
See the whole story. With special thanks to guest producer, Ffffiona.

On 13/06/2005 by Tarquin

	Another Awesome Game
This one requires skill, speed and a sense of direction. Good time-keeping skills and the ability to work closely with a mouse are also essential to the role. Click here for ARROW!

On 04/06/2005 by Tarquin

	*New Games*
Delights galore for you all! Spin the Squirrel and Yay for the Timer. Two fiendish games to test your wits and your pits.

On 16/05/2005 by Tarquin

	Have fun kids!
This is awesome.

On 13/05/2005 by Tarquin

	Hooray
Forum back up now.

On 08/05/2005 by Tarquin

	Fellows and Fellowesses
My most humble humblingtons but the forum is currently down. I do hope this doesn't cause too much distress. For those who die as a result of this unfortunate circumstance there will be sachets of MSG available in the foyer by way of apology. Dead persons, please accept these with our compliments. A diagramatic representation:

On 07/05/2005 by Tarquin

	New game for your "entertainment"
Play with my squares; Square Blue

On 05/05/2005 by Archie

	New Foruminosity of Wonder
There is a new foruminosity of wonder. The Foruminosity link on the main site now takes you there. It is marvellous, delightful - not to mention brilliant. It's a whole new way to look at the world - much different to this way. Much. My advise is to have a cup of tea and then go and register for the new foruminosity. The tea part is not optional. The plan is to remove the old foruminosity from existence soonly. See it now. Click Here. Or Here.

On 02/05/2005 by Tarquin

	I was in VietMenAnEm the other week.


On 23/04/2005 by Tarquin

	"I can't believe it's not buggered"


On 20/04/2005 by Anonymous

	Will he ever be happy?


On 13/04/2005 by Archie

	Play with me
A lovely new Games section has arrived, brought to you by some people and a mouse. Game land

On 05/04/2005 by Archie

	RSS Feed
I'd just like to point out that Wordial Exchange now has an RSS feed for anyone who knows or cares what that is. Click the Orange XML button on the left to subscribe. You'll need an RSS reader - I recommend Firefox. RSS at Wikipedia That is all.

On 01/04/2005 by Tarquin

	I love me.


On 13/03/2005 by Ainsley

	Best teapot to use in the microwave
This is the best teapot to use in the microwave. Yes it is. This one. The Best teapot to use in the microwave.

On 11/02/2005 by Admin

	Christmas idea


On 07/12/2004 by Tarquin

Click here for ARROW!

This is awesome.

See it now. Click Here. Or Here.