So, you’ve decided the world just isn’t for you anymore but you’re not well known for your imagination and you’re a bit lacking in the gallows department. What to do? Well we’ve produced our comprehensive guide to dying to get you there. Cheap, fast and easy - we’ll have you dying in no time.

- YFTW's Health Care Team

1. Burning
(a). Rigorous testing has proven bonfires to be far and away the most effective method. Now it’s coming to that time of year when a lot of little kiddies will be building your deathbed so you’re sure to be easily accommodated. Watch out for those pesky homeless people who have a terrible habit of getting under your bonfire looking for a bit of dry shut-eye - even homeless people have a nasty habit of trying to save burning people.
(b). Avoid water at all costs. Never, we repeat never attempt to set yourself on fire in a swimming pool or in the rain. It wastes your time and ours. Don't do it.
(c). Pedestrian areas are definitely a no-no. Too many people attempt to put you out; this can just get annoying especially if its your third or fourth attempt. Trust us, we've seen it happen.

2. Gunshot
(a). Aim. Preferably at your head. For more detailed information see a dictionary of Biology ( Get it at Amazon) for comprehensive information on how to locate your head.
(b). Fire.

3. Buried alive
(a). This one is more of a two-player experience. You’re likely to need a friend to give you a hand with this. Understandably the suicidal don’t always have friends; the homeless however can easily be bribed with a cheap bottle of whiskey.
(b). Its always fun to take your mobile down to ring the police or a loved one to tell them that you’ve been buried alive. This last form of revenge is particularly appealing as there’s no chance of them ever finding you, plus they get a bit muddy in the process.
(c). You may like to try burying yourself in a child's sandpit. Admittedly the shallowness may be an issue but if you can overcome this the look on little Johnnie's face will be priceless. Well worth the extra hassle I'm sure you will agree.

4. Drowning
(a). We can’t stress this enough, but make sure you have an adequate supply of water. There’s nothing worse than gasping your last breath only to find that you’ve gulped down just enough water to make it too shallow and save your annoyingly ever-lengthening life.
(b). Acid is an option for those of you with a larger budget. Ensuring a pleasant burning sensation helps with the torture and reckless insanity that may be for the more adventurous death-seeker. Plus it's always fun to have people wondering why. Just a shame you won't be here to see it.

Finally, we’d like to give you a few last words.

Don’t drink and die. You'll just end up doing something silly.