" He's real, it's just that I've got my hand up his arse. "

[Healthiness]

Because here at “Yay for the Website!” we care about our readers, we will be providing information on various serious health issues over at least the next seven undesignated time units.
Dr Reggie's Clinic posted by Reggie

Got medical problems? Sick of your friends telling you to cut it out with a pen knife? Why not contact Dr.Reggie? Particularly useful is the included and lovely disease dictionary.
YFTW Eye Care Program posted by Reggie

The average life just isn't exciting enough. Add some excitement to your dreary tedious life with our big-up to the best sensory organs since tentacles. It's good for you. Like eating.
BIGAC (Breathing Is Good Awareness Campaign) posted by Archie

Crucial reading. Lives are being wasted needlessly from the hideous effects of LungLoss™. Be sure to pass this invaluable information on to your nearest and dearest. That is, if it's not already too late. WARNING: This page contains photographs which may be inappropriate for the immature, infirm or incontinent reader.
Guide to Dying posted by Reggie

In our opinion far too much literature is devoted to those who are healthy and wish to remain that way. Here at YFTW we aim to address this inbalance. Designed for those with a budget our easy to follow guide will have you dead in no time.

" I think basically what we've got here is just a very constipated puppy. "