" I dont want no 3 second death notes. "

[m m m . . . G o o d n e s s ]
Never has so much meant so little to so few. The crows are perched on the pole. The maid has left for her dinner but forgotten to polish your oboe. The masonry calls but these things they weigh heavy on your mind, oh how they weigh. Burn them, burn them all!
Lampshade, Moving posted by Archie

Here is a lovely, heart-warming story about a lampshade.

Enjoy.
Jonathan' Creek posted by Reggie

There's been an unsolvable murder. How unsolvable exactly? Even Jonathan can't fit together this puzzle.

Are you better?
4th Year Project posted by Tarquin

All you ever needed to know about sleep factors - through the eyes of a young girl. Remember: I deserve a good mark - I let you eat those sweets out of my mouth.

Start knowing.

SuperHeroes: A Matchmaker's Guide posted by Tarquin

Drunken evenings sometimes have real advantages for somewhat less than real persons. Thusly we have made these pairings as they should be. Mr. Fantastic 4 Pants Boy 4 eva!

There may be romance ahead.

The Truth Behind Subliminal Messaging posted by Benedict

Such a controversial topic that has been the discussion of many a teenage death. See the facts and decide for yourself.

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The Hell of Yellow Hats posted by Tarquin

A documentaric approach to that which has torn families and split people. Literally. Lookie and be warned.

Resplender the Hellish.
Oh... posted by Archie

Don't wait to here the rumours about Bob. Investigate for yourself.

Join the debate.
Smooth Shavely's Guide to Food posted by Archie

Fair enough he is no Ainsley, but he does know a thing or two about a pie or a lemon sorbet.

Learn from the master.
Limpit Man posted by Archie

A limpet, you say? Well, no. He is a man named Limpit. Because of his limp or obsession with sea creatures?.

Visit the world of an old man crazy beyond understanding.
Goose Story posted by Benedict

Geese are everywhere nowadays. But you can help to thin out their numbers.

The hunt is on, my special chum.
Let's Kill Clippit posted by Archie

Torturing animations is always fun. Wise men have admired. Interesting plumage.

Do you enjoy the fun of killing without all of the mess of clearing up?
Yay for the Turtles posted by Archie

An introduction to an animal which needs no changes. Taking over the world is a fine achievement indeed.

Circles and beaches everywhere.
The Bruce Test posted by Tarquin

Hone your Bruce-related skills. You will need them very soon I can tell. Always trust the cannibal, as your doctor will tell you.

Find the Bruce and enjoy the happiness.
Waggle the Friendly Thing: Episode 1 posted by Reggie

He is your role model. You could do worse. For when you're empty Waggle is here.

Waggle! Click! Now! Go! Moose!
The story of my creation posted by Archie

In amazing 3.5D technicolour and featuring Mr. Jazz Johnson himself - find out exactly how it all happened.

No bananas were hurt badly in the filming.
The Alternative Punk Creation Guide posted by Reggie

Punk making pamphlets are two-a-penny. But YFTW as always is here to go several better with our guide to creating the ALTERNATIVE punk.

Rock onwards punk.
Ducks: a redesign posted by Archie

It's a fact. Thank George YFTW's bio-redesign team is here to help.

Let's make the world a better place.
No-one expects a door on the first floor posted by Archie

I mean who would? Yet just as equally unlikely as tie-dye lessons for 10-year olds - they exist.

Join me on the first floor for crackers?
Britney Bush posted by Reggie

Watch me shoot my load at Britney. Britney spears, Girlie Blair and table tennis. Well it's my ideal Sunday anyway.

You know you want it.

" Fancy a riot chuci? "